Gary the Goat-Boy

Found by the side of his dead mother on a remote Kwoyssonovian mountainside in an electrical storm. It is believed his mother was killed outright by a thunderbolt whilst Gary was suckling. Instead of killing the kid the thunderbolt charged Gary with a high voltage of psychic power, and also an innate sense of rhythm. Amazing!

Favourite colour – Green

Korvorra Czeztikov

The eldest Czeztikov brother, and clearly the brains behind the outfit. Korvorra studied law at the Central University of Kwoyssonovia but decided to take a gap year after his first semester in order to travel the world with Gary. He is now in his 9th gap year.

Instrument – Korvorra plays the Strusti

Sucha Czeztikov

What we call back in Kwoyssonovia ‘A real Catch’. The good looking one of the family. A true ladies man. If any ladies out there interested in marriage please contact us and beat the rush. He has been called the Kwoyssonovian Ringo Starr amongst other things.

Instrument – Sucha plays bagpipes. Gary’s mother has her uses.

Orville Czeztikov

The younger brother of the family. We call him our little Jimmy Osmond. He still learns about rock and roll and only comes ‘On The Road’ with us when Mamma allows. A definite find for some lucky girl.

Uncle Vic Czeztikov

Uncle Vic is very old now but he try pretend still young - dance to rock and roll embarassing like when we all do rave you know what uncles are like. He also like to try kiss beautiful young women when he drink too much Kwoyssonovian wine - yuk.

But he does photographs and design this web so we humour him till we find someone better. Please be nice to him so he don't pull the plug on this web thingy.